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markiplier:

pickleinspectorgadget:

Can someone explain to me why THIS

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is the object of my affections?

Because I’m awesome and good at bake-making

pickleinspectorgadget

yolownly:

If you’ve ever ignored the racist/sexist/homophobic shit ur parents say just so you can retain your respect for them and/or bc you don’t want to argue with adults who think they know everything and you don’t know anything bc ur just a dumb kid and you know it, clap ur fuckin hands

yolownly

inories:

Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep

inories
boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

myheadisloud

parkingstrange:

I can’t wait until January come around so when people ask us how old we are we can just say “we are in our twenties” and no one will automatically assume we are bad parents.

effyfurrow:

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT 

okaywork

hellotrickster:

 (via chaila)

iamnevertheone
memewhore
a-m-e-t-a-p-h-o-r

help-me-yes:

white people talking about other ethnicities be like
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white people talking about themselves be like
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help-me-yes

porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books

porkskins
cuntgradulation

snaxattacks:

jaseon:

Beautiful.

It’s finally acceptable to ship cities.

jaseon
dogshaming:

Half-Groomed

Dexter was kicked out of the groomer half way through his grooming for popping ON another dog in the waiting/play area.

dogshaming:

Half-Groomed

Dexter was kicked out of the groomer half way through his grooming for popping ON another dog in the waiting/play area.

littlegirl-whysosad:

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littlegirl-whysosad:

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mygerardbutler